First off, let me clear up the little discrepancy Jamie said about me in his [former] Psycho Babblings page. I, in fact, did *not* give any of the judges lap dances to keep Janet understudy. Nobody was contesting Janet understudy. I gave all the judges lap dances to keep *Brad* understudy. [**Note to all LEO-wannabes out there reading this** This cast is in St. Pete Beach, not Tampa. We don’t have that ‘six-foot rule’ crap to worry about.]

Any interesting factoids about me? Not really. I’m Janet understudy. I’ve been on cast since September [of '99], and was in the last two Halloween shows. I’m a Swing Kid and an anime freak. I work the Bay Area Renaissance Festival. I play the violin. I’m writing in really short sentences... If you want to know more, e-mail me or, oh here’s a novel thought, COME SEE ME AT THE SHOW!!! I’ll be happy to talk to you - if I’m not trying to perform, that is. [No, that wasn’t a shameless plug to get you to the show or anything. It must have been your imagination.]

Also, Hell has officially frozen over and Satan has started up a hockey team called "Dante’s Devils." It’s all because I’ve gone and done the unthinkable. I have chosen a college major. Next thing you know pigs are gonna start flying backwards. Any funds raised to help me in my college endeavor will be greatly appreciated. Please fax any available cash to the e-mail above. Thank you.