| .: BIO :. | Written on 7/17/02 |
Written by JAMIE, THE OTHER EVIL BIO WRITER!
Nikki has been with the cast for over a year now, and I'm just now getting around to writing her an "Evil-Bio" So this begs the question, Why did it take so long? Well it's pretty simple really. Nikki is just to easy to ignore. She's at the show every week, but no one ever seems to notice her. Hell, I perform with with her and I don't even notice that she's around. It's pretty sad really, the Invisible Man gets more attention than she does. As I write this I'm still not sure who she is. It isn't that we don't like her, or wish that she'd go away--we just never seem to take note of her. She needs to wear a name tag or something. For those who'd like to know what this mystery woman looks like I'll try to describe her. Nikki is about 5 foot something, has hair, probably, and likes to wear clothes. I think. I don't freakin' know!! Why did you ask me that?!? We have some pictures of a girl for this bio, but it's not her. It's just some chick we dressed up in a Columbia outfit. Nobody has any idea what she looks like. We feel really sad for her, and probably talk with her more often, so she doesn't feel left out; if someone could only remember what she looks like.
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