| .: BIO :. | Written early 2002 |
Written by JAMIE, THE OTHER EVIL BIO WRITER!
We all have fantasies. Nicole dreams of becoming a porn star. And, like everyone who wants to be great at something, she practices as much as she can. Obviously, there is only one thing she practices, and that's having sex. It's insane how much she works at this.
Warning: Extreme use of sexual euphemisms ahead.
Nicole has eaten more sausage than a German at Octoberfest. Every chance she gets, she's asking somebody to help her Rock the Cashbah. And she's proud of it, too. She's constantly going around saying, "I've seen more wieners than Oscar Meyer." Nicole is very strict about being a great porn star. Right after she finishes doing the Matress Mambo, she has her partners fill out a 'Satisfaction Worksheet' asking for deatils on how she can get better. And Nicole doesn't just work with men either. She's fondled enough melons to fill the world largest fruit bowl. I find it rather impressive on how hard she works at improving her porn skills. When she's not on her back like a legless turtle, she's working on her "Porn Lingo". You can always hear her screaming "Oohhh, don't stop. That's it big daddy; right there! Spank me like a naughty school girl." Someday I hope she gets to live out her fantasy. I just love seeing people fulfilling their dreams.
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