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ROLE: Frank, Magenta
LOCATION: Clearwater, FL
BIRTHDATE: 11/7/83
OCCUPATION: Slacker
HOMEPAGE: None
HOBBIES: Guitar, slacking, being in a band
E-MAIL: -
ON CAST SINCE: November 2000
PREV CASTS: Larger Than Life
OTHER: In 2001, Kat was a Transylvanian in the huge annual Tampa Theatre RHPS cast, Larger Than Life! |
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Kitty Kat's Super Amazing Biography of Doom, Death & Destruction
Ok, before I start, I just want to say that I have only one of these biographies and even then I lost interest after about 2 lines - sorry Jew Boy. I am Kat - I was born Catherine, like Catherine the Great, which if you study your beasty-ality history, you would know of her thing for horses. This has nothing to do with me, but it's Rocky Horror, and you guys like anything that has to do with sex - even if it involves moral humiliation. Ok, back to the biography part of this; I was born in Alaska (the stork was drunk), raised in Hawaii, then brought to Florida by the amazing commercial lure that is - Mickey Mouse. Once I realized that Mickey mouse was just some zit infested teenager with a thing for 10-year-old pu$$y, I needed to find something else to pass my time and take my hard earned allowance... I wasn't that bright, so it took me a couple of years... ok, this is getting long - let's fast forward this mojo to the important things... I got a guitar... I got laid... I went to a concert and met Bill and his Super-something a$$ and he told me about Rocky... I got laid... then I tried out for Rocky and I got the gig... then I got laid even more. Now I have written my story, about the only thing I can add is.... nope, can't think of anything. I'm going to go now and get... I'm sure you can guess... I'm gonna get a cookie.
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