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ROLE: Janet Weiss
LOCATION: Tampa, FL
BIRTHDATE: July 21, 1979
OCCUPATION: Desk Jockey
HOBBIES: Not writing bios
HOMEPAGE: -
E-MAIL: Zanyantics@aol.com
ON CAST SINCE: August 2003, but has made a number of guest appearances
PREV CASTS: Full Body Cast (1995, Boston, MA), Denton High (1996 – 1998 Tampa, Fl), Plan B From Denton High (2002 Ybor City, Fl), Larger Than Life (1996-2003 Tampa, Fl)
OTHER: Jessica is completely insane when it comes to screen accurate costumes and earned the title Stitch Bitch for Larger Than Life and no I won’t make a d@mn costume for you.
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| .: BIO :. | Written May 2004 |
I am as cute as a cute thing that is cute. I first saw RHPS in 1990, although legend has it my mother went to Rocky when she was pregnant (does that count?). Anyway I started performing on The Full Body Cast the Summer of 1995 as a Trannie and a go-go dancer in the pre-show in this weird Lenny Kravitz thing (don’t ask). Anyway, beating Ed’s ass in pool at Apadana one night, he dragged me to the Denton High Show where I was drafted for lights. I was Magenta understudy for about 10 minutes and then somehow I became co-lead Janet, but the actual mechanics of that change are lost in the annals of time. I was on Denton High through 2/3 theaters and then on to Plan B From Denton High at the beautiful Centro Y-bor (please pronounce the Y like Mr. Movie phone does). I was Janet, Trixie, Rocky, Frank, Magenta, Columbia, Props, Lights and on one occasion doped up on soma (playing all those parts made my back hurt). Since 1996 I have been on the annual Tampa Theater Cast as a trannie, understudy Janet (because I’m not Janet-y enough, f#ck you very much) and as Wardrobe Mistress. I am valet for NWA superstar Danny Doring under the name VuDu. I live in Tampa with my husband Michael (Tampa Theater Riff Raff understudy of 2003) and our psycho cats, fish and hedgehog. I am a former Hello Kitty and am probably the second bitchiest person on cast (all hail Sheila, for she is my love and mentor). I love performing and have been slapped by audience members while walking around USF campus for being lusted after by their boyfriends. I’m married now ladies, your men are safe.
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