Little is known of this enigmatic figure. She was born in Jacksonville but soon was carried away by a magic portal to fight evil in the mysterious land of Alabama. Though we know her as mild mannered Jessica Davis, she's better known as the mask bandit, Sea Biscuit. Flying through the skies on her enchanted mortarboard, Sea Biscuit would dispense swift justice to anyone who dare bring harm to the bizarre citizens of Alabama. "What were her super powers?" you may ask. Well, that's none of your damn business! Um, I mean, they were secret and mysterious in origin. All we really know is they had something to do with rubber pants and a lot of gold fabric (which she still dons today to play Rocky Horror). Without a doubt being a super hero is taxing on a young college student, but she still manages a full social life, and her part time job of sewing socks in hell for all the little orphans down there. (You all realize bastards don't go to heaven, don't you?) Sea Biscuit, where would the world be without your services?

Around six months ago, after a long run as a glorified groupie, Jess took on the role of Rocky. She would have wanted to do Crim, but the magic golden outfit wouldn't have lent very well to that part, would it? No, it wouldn't. She hence has given up on riding mortarboards and has settled down into the closest thing you can find on the American market, a Volkswagen Cabrio. May she be with us always, because without her all those barbecuing orphans would get cold feet down there in Satan's playpen.