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ROLE: Security Thug; occasional Eddie, props, clueless Dinner Scene fill-in
LOCATION: St. Petersburg, FL
BIRTHDATE: May 10, 1977
OCCUPATION: Professional scapegoat
HOBBIES: Weightlifting, rugby, self-flagellation
HOMEPAGE: http://www.myspace.com/fester_horror
E-MAIL: uncle_fester2@yahoo.com
ON CAST SINCE: August 2005; before that, May-September 2003
PREV CASTS: none
OTHER: Craig proposed to his girlfriend, Jannie, on stage at Rocky on 6-9-07. Video: Click here
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| .: BIO :. | Written 12/24/05 |
So, this is where I’m supposed to write something about how I first came to Rocky. Sometime around Halloween 2002, I was bored and looking around the Web and stumbled across the IP website. A few nights later, I lost my Rocky virginity. A few months later, my then-girlfriend joked to Jamie that I was trying to get up the nerve to join the cast; within two weeks I was doing props. The rest is a bunch of details that I won’t bore you with.
That said, let’s be honest. There are a lot of other people on this cast who are a hell of a lot more interesting than I am. (Trust me on that. I know them.) Stop wasting your time here and go read one of their bios. If you really must know more about me, then check out the myspace page above. Have a nice day.
Filthy McNastys rule!
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