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ROLE: Rocky Horror
LOCATION: Largo, FL
BIRTHDATE: 11-15-82
OCCUPATION: Telemarketer
HOMEPAGE: None
HOBBIES: Astrology, poerty, psychology, being a roadie for a local band
E-MAIL: ?
ON CAST SINCE: January 7, 2000
PREV CASTS: Larger Than Life
OTHER: In 2000 & 2001, Bill was a Transylvanian for the annual cast, Larger Than Life, at Tampa Theatre that performed in front of 1,446 people!
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Written by JAMIE, THE OTHER EVIL BIO WRITER!
Bill is one of our new cast bitches, er, members. He fits the part of Rocky quite well being he's pretty tall, blond and really dumb. In fact aside from performing he has only one real use. And that's as a butt mop. What's a butt mop you say? Well you see Bill has this really flabby butt. At first it's rather distracting to look at, but then I found a great use for it. The flabbyness in his butt makes a a great absorbant and cleans up messes better than any "space-age" mop in existance. It's really cool. Whenever we have a spill on stage I can just grab Bill and set him down and start wiping. It's quite helpful. Before Bill's Super-Absorbant Ass, if we had something on our stage the cast members may have slipped and hurt themselves. But not now with our very own Bill's Super-Absorbant Ass we can perform with confidence.
[Enter narrator with cool voice]
Yes, it's BILL'S SUPER-ABSORBANT ASS! available at finer Rocky shows near you. Get one while they're still available. Items going fast! Hurry before you miss out on these exquisite butt cheeks! BILL'S SUPER-ABSORBANT ASS! Only $39.95!
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